Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously
when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
Wait. … wait…
don’t do that stop doing that
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.
Be a good friend. When your friend leaves an abusive relationship, delete/unfollow/unfriend their abuser. Don’t give them anymore activity. When they leave, leave with them. Be their support system. You cannot be neutral when someone was abused.
sext: I bought you concert tickets