besitos ♡
Hello, Lovelies. I'm Ashley, 19 years old, Mexicana, from Arizona. I like people, food, and music. I post a bit of everything and you will be able to tell that I'm a fangirl. Have a great day, Gorgeous ♡

manfred-and-egbert:

Me: *On the computer*

Mum: Get off the computer

Me: Okay

*Five hours later*

Me: *Still on the computer

  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

ninichan1213:

cloak-wand-and-stone:

arandomfangirl:

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

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I lost it.