what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other
“I want us to make each other better.”someone you should probably hold on to (via braided-funk)
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
10 Things I Hate About You
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
Dancing Groot - now in HD!
What if you could read people’s minds and put your thoughts in their head. That’s be so cool. It’d make people get boners a lot.
I would probably use my powers to make you want to commit acts of murder, and dishonor by making you believe crocs and fedoras are the best things to wear
This is the best thing I have seen all day