ofmiceand-sleeping-with-a7x:

dontloseyour-faithinme:

blueandgreenpolkadots:

allenavadonia:

stonger-than-you-think:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

justinhiills:

sexwith-alexgaskarth:

girlbrushthreepwood:

jesuschrist-:

we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see

We’re all thinking of Pete Wentz

Zack Merrick

Justin Hills

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

dampsandwich:

my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

potterpaws:

whereweirdmeets:

jnaimepreciado:

a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live

an eternity of silence for those who never will

i feel like this post is particularly made for me

starllex:

kanyewesticle:

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD