i love riding d*cks
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
*white girl voice* peasants
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
this new t-shirt is everything to me.
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE
*calls you on FaceTime* *looks at myself the whole time*
Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
Of Mice & Men- Bones Exposed (x)