imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
Dancing Groot - now in HD!
What if you could read people’s minds and put your thoughts in their head. That’s be so cool. It’d make people get boners a lot.
I would probably use my powers to make you want to commit acts of murder, and dishonor by making you believe crocs and fedoras are the best things to wear
This is the best thing I have seen all day
i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
Oh so a male celebrities nudes can be leaked and he’ll get a high five and maybe a joking scold but hack into a female’s iCloud and leak their PRIVATE nude pictures and they’re a slut and dirty. The world is disgusting sometimes
Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
Sometimes street art is just overpowering…
(Street Art by Banksy)
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
now I feel self conscious