Ashley.
20.
In love.
Arizona.
I enjoy the simple things in life.

-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

(Source: sebastiandaily)

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bright-end-of-nowhere:

The only two reactions to this realization.

(Source: viickodin)

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(Source: deathmetalpenguin)

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susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

Apr 20th at 7AM / via: pizza / op: catholicschoolgay / reblog / 430,743 notes

what-would-jedi-do:

queercurls:

what-would-jedi-do:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL

is your skin clear

not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future

Apr 20th at 7AM / via: cursedmemory / op: illumahottie / reblog / 102,249 notes

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

Apr 20th at 6AM / via: cursedmemory / op: guy / reblog / 138,627 notes

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

Apr 20th at 5AM / via: save-soul-punk / op: sheep-boy / reblog / 65,160 notes

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton)

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